Best of CBB5

posted: 29 January 2007 by Leonie Cooper and Marie Ahsun

Here, in no particular order, we take a look at CBB5's most memorable moments.

Oxo-gate

Jade and her cronies use three too many Oxo cubes for their pasta, thus sparking a national incident which ends up with all three ruining their careers and that infamous 'Poppadom' remark.



Jermaine's Names

Jermaine proves just how wise he is, when he reveals he has a child named 'Jermajesty'. Genius.



Donny Arrives Sloshed

The Towers of London frontman stumbles into the house, chats up the ladies, slags off the blokes and remembers none of it in the morning.



Cleo Characters

Donning a series of bad wigs and grating accents, Cleo proceeds to not make Big Brother laugh, and sexually harass Dirk. A queen of comedy. Not.

Leo's Escape

Mild-mannered pop icon blows his top and swears for England as he hacks his way out of the house. He even starts on the security guards!



Ken's Crackers

If Ken wants a biscuit, Ken's gonna have a biscuit - and Jade and her atrocious family can't do anything to stop him.



Jackiey Leaving BB

Jade's rough-as-old-boots mum is kicked out of the house after a secret eviction, barefoot, with her jumper tucked into her bra exposing her scabby back to millions. Oh how we cheered.



Jackson 5 Tribute Band

Jermaine dons a knitted tank top, badass 'fro and flares to gave his brother Michael a run for his money with a near-perfect version of I Want You Back. Brilliant.

Jack's Naked Dance

Jack entertains Big Brother doing a rubbish dance and with a sock over 'little Jack' that almost leaves him butt naked in front of the nation. So close but yet so far.



Jade's Eviction

Jade shuffles up the stairs and out of the house to a few cameramen, security guards and a stern looking Davina. The baying lynch mob still got her though.