Good Week, Bad Week

posted: 22 February 2008 by Jim Butler

Three lovely celebs have had the Mother of all smashing weeks. Three others though will probably just want to jump into a dark and smelly hole...

UP
Arctic Monkeys
Best outfits, best awards and best put down directed towards all those vacuous twerps at the Brit school. And its graduates...

Ashley Cole
It looks like the love rat's love rat has got away with playing hide the salami away from home. Talk about beating the offside trap.

Daniel Radcliffe
The bespectacled berk's bespectacled berk has only gone and won best newcomer at some fancy theatre luvvie awards thing. Must be because he got his meat and two veg out onstage.

DOWN
Paul Gascoigne
Come on, Gazza, we love you. Stop doing all that ego dust, lay off the whisky, stop flashing and most definitely get rid of the swearing parrot. That's just so 2005.

Leona Lewis
Former Brit School pupil (and you thought Lucifer Cowell just discovered her on the streets of Hackney?!?!?) is snubbed by her own alma mater. Four nominations, zero wins. Shame.

Fearne Cotton
How many more times do we need to witness this cretin prove that she is the worst presenter in living memory? Stop it now! We've been punished enough!

Jim Butler - In 1996 Jim thought all his Christmases had come at once when Eric Cantona called him ‘mate’. Ten years later he met four-fifths of Girls Aloud. He still can’t decide which event excites him more. In the meantime he whiles away the working day writing and devising content for Channel 4’s mobile portal.