Good Week, Bad Week

posted: 7 March 2008 by Jim Butler

This time last week the following six celebs had no idea what the following seven days would have in store for them. Some are now smiling, others are crying into their skinny decaff lattes...

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Alesha Dixon
Our favourite former pop star from Mis-Teeq who also likes to dance a bit - especially in Pharrell Williams videos - has found love in the arms of gentle giant football ace John Carew.

Natalie Imbruglia and Kylie Minogue
Our favourite Aussie lasses who used to appear in Neighbours before striking it big in the pop firmament took a holiday together. We wonder if they scoffed vegemite sandwiches while listening to Men At Work while sat in the beach in their bikinis?

David Walliams
Our favourite is he-isn't he? comedian who also likes to swim long distances for good causes swims across the Strait of Gibraltar for a good cause.

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Patrick Swayze
What else can we say apart from get well soon, Patrick, you dirty dancing, ghost-like, surf dude chap...

Kerry Katona
If you thought your family was messed up, try Kerry's for size. If she's not getting wasted with her mum or fighting with her mother-in-law, she's now demanding her 'dad' take a DNA test to prove that he actually is her no quotation marks needed dad.

Cameron Diaz
She might be one of the sexiest woman in the whole wide world - they take charts and everything - but she still has man trouble. Look, Cammy, you know where we are. Why fight it?

Jim Butler - In 1996 Jim thought all his Christmases had come at once when Eric Cantona called him ‘mate’. Ten years later he met four-fifths of Girls Aloud. He still can’t decide which event excites him more. In the meantime he whiles away the working day writing and devising content for Channel 4’s mobile portal.